“Want some Popeyes?”

This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.

F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up

by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019

Popeye the Sailor Man

A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.

Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!

by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022

Popeyes Chicken sandwich

A type of assault were your suspect grabs a sandwich and puts it in your mouth like it is a dick.

Damn a rapist gave me that Popeyes chicken sandwich

by Theshitposter11 November 5, 2019

popeye one eye

someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.

If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.

by Keith Matthies September 7, 2005

Popeyes chicken sandwich

A Popeyes chicken sandwich is a salty ass crack sandwich that Is mostly consumed in large amounts by fat black women who don’t stan chick fil a.

I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING POPEYES CHICKEN SANDWICH

by Fatnigga1 October 6, 2019

Sakariya Popeyes

Sakariya Popeyes

That is so Sakariya Popeyes

Hey Sakariya Popeyes

by Ypurmother1942 November 20, 2023

popeye

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009