A buff-ass sailor boi who eats green blob-like substance from from a can which makes him get RIPPED. May or may not engage in combat with termite swarms. Has a history in the navy, just not the American one.
Popeye the Sailor Man, he lives in a frying pan, turn up the gas and he'll blow off his ass, it's Popeye the Sailor Man, Toot Toot!
by AHit.2496 September 30, 2022
This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.
F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up
by TheColdHardFacts September 15, 2019
by Theshitposter11 November 06, 2019
someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.
If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.
by Keith Matthies August 15, 2005
A Popeyes chicken sandwich is a salty ass crack sandwich that Is mostly consumed in large amounts by fat black women who don’t stan chick fil a.
by Fatnigga1 October 07, 2019
Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.
by Ballsinmybutt July 08, 2018
When you're passed out drunk in the back of your girl's car, and she's drunk, but thinks you need to sober up, so she tries to feed you spinach while you're passed out.
by digitalizard August 29, 2018