piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Polo Shwag

Polo Shwag: Somone who has a certain ammount of Polo Shwag.

He has so much polo shwag with that new polo shirt, his polo shwag is maxed out.

by nick5757 December 6, 2010

polo draws

Either polo underwear or polo shirts. Draws is slang for clothes.

1. Blunt blowing, polo draws showing, I don't give a lovely motherfuck. (Lil Wayne - blunt blowing)

2. Motherfucker, pull your goddamn pants up, your polo draws are showing.

by thefreshbum January 28, 2012

Water polo

The hardest and best sport in the world.

Period.

End of sentence.

If water polo was easy, it would be called football.

by alex t dd ddd July 27, 2009

Water Polo

NOT VOLLEYBALL. Most amazing sport EVER.
Nothing else to say.

The most amazing sport ever?
Football. No way.
Swim. BORING.
WATER POLO. THERE U GO.

by Pololuvr December 15, 2010

polo tan

The sophisticated man's farmer's tan. Achieved by spending all summer playing tennis or golf at the country club while wearing a polo shirt as opposed to harvesting the grain in a cheap white T-shirt.

I wonder if this bronzing cream will get rid of my dreadful polo tan?

by yalehoya09 August 22, 2007

Water Polo

Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.

Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.

1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?

Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)

2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players

by SeerSparks June 26, 2012