Boy-polar

the act of being indecisive about the boy you like...in other means going back and forth between multiple guys that dont even mean much to you anyways...never finding happiness because you cant make up your fucking mind
billy:yeah sally was with john the other night

bobby: wait isnt she going out with leroy?

billy: she cant really decide between them both, she must be boy-polar
by konpaker September 07, 2009
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Polar Bear

According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."
by Reverendsteveii December 01, 2009
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The Polar Express

When a condom is slid onto a cylindrical object such as a dildo, cucumber, ect and then placed in a freezer until the condom is frozen stiff. (The use of popsicals is also permitted)

You can either attempt to put the condom on your penis however this is not recommended, think "tongue to frozen flag pole" or leave the condom on the cylindrical object and attempt to slide the frozen condom into a woman's vagina while making the "choo choo!" sound.
She kept complaining how hot it was in the room when we were having sex, so I told her to put her hands over her eyes, and play with herself for a second until I came back.

I left the room and pulled a Popsicle out of the freezer, and shoved the Popsicle in her vagina, shouting "choo choo bitch" I totally ran The Polar Express!
by Nerdious November 14, 2008
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Polar Bears

Any hot girls at the bar last night? Hell no, just a bunch of black dudes and their pet polar bears.
by Tbonesupreme July 22, 2010
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Bi polar

Before: ^_^ <3

After: <^>(-__-)<^>
Bi polar smiley :D:
by I'manonymous! September 09, 2010
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Polar Bear

A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.

Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.

Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.

Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.
POLAR BEAR as in polar and bear.
by Polar Bear Activist February 13, 2013
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polar vortex

A weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. Can also be used as euphemism for "really fucking cold" or "fucking freezing."
Schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero F.

My heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
by dazed.konfuzed January 04, 2014
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