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Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.
by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024
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Poete

A butt eater, someone who smells like butt
by Grizzly Graph March 28, 2024
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Taylor Swift's 11th studio album. Considered a top 5 in some swifties leaderboards of best albums, theorized to be about Matty Healy and Joe Alwyn, with some songs that are also theorized to be about Travis Kelce such as The Alchemy and So High School. Came out April 19th and was announced at the 66th Annual Grammy's after winning Album of the Year on February 4th, 2024. It's lead single is Fortnight ft. Post Malone
Meredith: Hey, did you hear about our mom's new album, it's called the.. uh.. Dead Poet's Society..
Olivia: Do you mean The Tortured Poets Department?
Benjamin: Oh yeah.. She released it as a double album also.
by SunnySuki June 3, 2024
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poete

Dude who has a large Jew-fro with highlights and is not necessarily Jewish
Dude have you seen poete lately?
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The Tortured Poets Department

1.Department with millions of members, poets. and Taylor Swift as the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department.

Can be shortened to "Tortured Poets".

Can also be abbreviated to "TTPD".

2.A double album by Taylor Swift released on April 19th of 2024. the double album being "The Tortured Poets Department" which includes 16 tracks, And "The Tortured Poets Department:The Anthology", which includes an additional 15 tracks.
The Chairman of the Tortured Poets Department: "All's fair in love and poetry, sincerely the chairman of The Tortured Poets Department."
by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024
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Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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poet

a man who writes down gibberish and expects people to applaud him.

Also known as a geek or dork.
Girl 1: Oh-My-Gosh, Ryan is cute!

Girl 2: He's a total poet..

Girl 1: eww!
by Innitso January 26, 2018
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