plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
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plowing the field

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.
I was plowing the field last night with Betty.
by Kahn Iceay July 14, 2010
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Plowing Maw

The act of making vigorous, emphatic love to a woman's mouth as she lays on her back and hangs her head off the edge of a mattress, couch or pickup truck bed (perhaps at a Busch League Nascar race). The man moves in a reciprocating, forceful, pile-driver-esque fashion. He may face in any direction he chooses. The goal here is to degrade, humiliate and / or hurt the woman in question in a hate-fuck type of way. Commonly used in pornography as a way of emphasizing the elephantine proportions of the porn-stud's blood-sausage.
Weel, I was plowing maw in the F-150 after the funny car set and that damned bitch Sally stabbed me with a broken bottle when I bust in her eyes.
by qroberts May 22, 2008
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omish plow

a sexual act that starts as doggy style.. the man grabs the woman's arms a lunges forward several feet.
That bitch was omish plowed across the room.. damn nigga
by dan silva April 09, 2008
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Snow Plowing

Fucking a girl in the missionary position while also doing coke off her tits at the same time.
Dude I heard Joe was snow plowing this girl that he took home from the bar last night.
by ¿WHO? February 19, 2014
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weiner plow

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East
I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.
by Robert Moseltov July 16, 2010
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Salty Plow

A sexual position similar to the yoga "plow" position where the girl is laying on her back and her legs put so far back that her toes are touching the floor or bed above her head. To be a "salty" plow you can either ejaculate in your partner's vagina or in your partner's mouth.
Did you see that girl I left the party with? She's flexible. I gave her the Salty Plow.
by Wayne Carlos October 18, 2014
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