Pintsnapper

Females of wich you pay for their drinks (pints) until they're shitfaced enough to sleep with you.
Often located in the UK.

John: I'm so fucking horny.

Mike: Let's go dig up some pintsnappers

by Baddispaa August 5, 2008

Pitstopesque

A racy manner of driving by a racy female, that is just a bit too quick and slightly worrying for the passengers (after Penelope Pitstop of the Wacky Racers)

Man, got a lift home with Giselle last night, her driving is totally Pitstopesque.

by Muttley39 February 15, 2009

Pittsburgh Incline

When you have a fine asswoman and can't wait until you get into the bedroom so you start fucking her as your walking up the steps.

Dude so how did it go with the girl last night?
Well you know I gave her the good old Pittsburgh incline.

by WhiteLightning44 May 31, 2016

Pittsburgh Pinky

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.

Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.

by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017

Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose

“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”

by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020

Dallas Pitts

A celebrity of Madagascar. Lives and climbs with the lemurs.

Dallas Pitts: "I'm going climbing with the lemurs of Madagascar."

by climber81 March 17, 2011

Pittsylvania County

The largest county in Virginia landwise, yet only has a population of about 68,000. Located in South Central Virginia. Towns in Pittsylvania County include Chatham, Gretna, Hurt......and that's pretty much it. The larger city of Danville is located smack at the bottom of the county, although it's technically independent from the county.

In other words, PittCo is approximately 1000 square miles of boondocks and farms.

Outsider #1: "What the hell? Where are we? Iowa?!"
Outsider #2: "Oh no, we're just in Pittsylvania County."

by Danville July 8, 2007