pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Pickled, Burnt up

To be incapable of understanding things due to excessive alcohol consumption...EX. passing out in the bathroom of bars drunk!

Jordan's at the bar pickled, burnt up!

by STYLESIE July 24, 2010

picklette

word for small pickle; rhymes with nicolette

oh hey i just ate a picklette the other day!

by nicole 6257 May 1, 2011

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.

Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."

by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015

picklewood

An affectionate term for Palo Santo, aka Bursera graveolens, a wild tree native to Mexico and the Yucatán Peninsula to Peru and Venezuela.

Known for its aromatic smoke, it smells like a jar of pickles before it's ignited.

I was having a hella stressful day until I lit a stick of picklewood and had a bowl. Now I'm feeling zen af.

by euphoric_llama September 28, 2017

pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles May 1, 2018

Pickled Swine

An overweight lazy good for nothing fuck

That bitch aint nuttin but a pickled swine

by Tiny Meats July 7, 2018