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pig-phishing (or pigfishing)

like catfishing but like the person has pictures online or that they send which they everrr so carefullyy hide their fat bodies with the righttt angles and maybe gooood makeup, but when you see them in person, your stomach drops, but not in a way that you're in love, haha hell no. Your stomach drops because you know you fucked up and got pigfished. Now you need to try your best to get the fuck out of this situation without being rude, ya know, at least if you've got some decency.
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by knockerremover January 7, 2022
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Go Phishing

The act of standing outside any off liscence and askung passerbys to buy alcohol. This act is almost entirely carried out by (but not exclusive to) underage teenagers. The "phisherz" carefully profile and select their target audience in order to increase their chances of success. Tradesman, old men, non chavvy young adults are likely succesfull candidates. Care is taken to avoid asking anyone thats coukd be confused for a policeman, a parents friend and any man with his girlfriend.
Ah lads will we "go phishing" for a bottle of vodka tonight.
by FrogDogg September 9, 2021
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phishing for the net

Believing you won a PS5 with yr points for trying samples.
i'm tired of phishing for the net. I never even got my PS5.
by Ɛ>ee.zysees<3 March 20, 2024
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Phish Segue

1. A tactic employed by "Jam Bands" that doesn't actually involve jamming, but takes one riff that gets repeated over and over until the band decrescendos and then quickly drops into another song without any relationship to the previous song.

2. The way Phish avoids thematic jamming and still makes setlists that look good on paper
How was the set? Did they segue into songs?" "Well, they Phish Segued.
by Aaron Magner September 13, 2010
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Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.
I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.
by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024
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phish

Phish (Datta): Any form of trickery or confusion.
That dude ordered a hamburger and the waitress brought him a hot dog. She phished us.

Those fuggs from Dash were phish. Kardashians are belligerent phishmongers.

Those bad directions phished me so hard.

This leftover Chinese food still looks good. Hope I don't get phished.

Amazon tries to phish us with sus Black Friday deals.
by Mr. Sikowitz April 1, 2024
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Phish Food

A boyfriend to a women who is easy to get with or “for the streets

The reason for this name is the 🐱smells like fish
Man Jake is phish food I was with his girl last week
by VETO! (@its.veto) January 2, 2024
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