PhD

playa haters degree
some one who tries to stop another from hookin up with someone

i got my PhD..... playa haters degree!

by yo mama March 9, 2005

Wiki PhD

An honorary degree given to a person who stores many useless facts they have aquired from wikipedia.

We were watching jeopardy and John was totally showing off his Wiki PhD.

by IUMan December 24, 2008

Phd Mouth

Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.

"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."

by Newt Gengrich February 15, 2010

wikipedia phd

A feel of deep understanding received after reading the Wikipedia article on a certain subject.

Friend: "This guy at the party last night told me that quantum physics says nothing is real and we are all just waves"
Me: "I'm pretty sure he just got his Wikipedia PHD and doesn't really know what he's talking about"

by TheTrustyDrifter September 12, 2014

Street PhD

When you have mastery of a subject, and the jargon to match, you have a better appreciation of that topic and can appreciate and articulate concepts that novices do not know exist.

"I have a report to write on 90's sitcoms, but since I was raised by wolves, I have no knowledge of any of those shows."
"Go ask Anthony, he has a Street PhD in TV."

by WTFMarketing January 25, 2014

A.J. Phd

An Early nineties TV show about a near homeless psychologist that tracks down serial killers in his brown Volvo with brown police light, the highlight of the show is when the serial killers turn their attentions towards AJ and hide in his apartment ready to pounce. Usually accompanied by slap bass music.

Episode 1.45, when AJ returns home to his apartment only to find a serial killer ready to pounce.

by It's Anthony March 10, 2004

PHD Problems

When you have an *awkward* problem it's always nice to have a go to reference. Also, when you have a problem involving your package; can be used as a quick reference.

"Geez Megatrom, why don't you take your dick off the ground and get in there and do the dirty to OptimusTud?"
"Guys, I'm fucking her as we speak, while sitting in this here chair." #PHD Problems

by Adventurous Armadillo February 14, 2012