PHD

PHD is usually confused by many people as something entirely different. A PHD is when you get a high qualification, a doctorate. It is usually mistaken for standing for 'Pretty Huge Dick'

<Shower room, Cambridge University>
Dr.Ralph: Whoa! Where'd you get your PHD?
Dr. Paedo: It was actually at this University not long ago. A proud acheivement!
Dr Ralph: Ahh, A late bloomer where you? Well I wish mine was as big!
Dr. Paedo: huh? You have one too!
Dr Ralph: Well thanks, but yours is much bigger, its huge!
Dr. Paedo: What are we talking about here?
Dr. Ralph: Your PHD...pretty huge dick?
Dr. Paedo: Oh haha! I'm afraid my poor friend that you have been misinformed. PHD is a qualification such as ours! A doctorate!
Dr. Ralph: Oh I see!!!

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

PHDuh

A scientist, usually employed or enslaved in acadamia, who is unable to function without the assistance of others.

I can't believe John can't look up that manuscript himself on Pubmed. Talk about a total PHDuh! Anyone with an advanced degree in biochemistry knows how to do that, it's not rocket science.

by ARocky July 26, 2006

phd

Originally used to describe Higher education, achieved, doctorate.

But also used to describe a...

Playa hatin' dick head.

Damn, he always jealous, he a playa hatin dickhead(phd), 4 real!

by Nixx April 19, 2006

PhD

Three letters academically inclined folks long to insert after their names, as they are set to spend tens of thousands of dollars and slog through thousands of man-hours to earn it—they couldn’t care less whether their dissertations have near-zero value or impact on the outside world or not.

In an age when you can virtually order your fake PhD of any prestigious university for a few hundred bucks in a matter of days, who says that a doctorate degree is meant only for geeks or nerds?

by MathPlus November 13, 2018

phd

Acronym for Position of Head Disorder, related to cranial rectum inversion, but the specific disorder for those with advanced degrees.

Once Bob got his Ph.d., he fell ill with PHD when he shoved his head up his ass.

by PaschaSC June 25, 2007

PhD

Short for “Preaching, Healing, and Delivering.” The title that has spiritually been conferred on every believer of Jesus Christ, who has been commanded to share to pre-believers or unbelievers the Good News of the Lord’s gift of eternal life and His forgiveness of sins, and who has been empowered in the name of Jesus to free people from difficulties, diseases, and demons.

All born-again Christians are conferred a PhD to be fishers of men—to win souls for the Kingdom of God, so that they could end up on the right side of eternity after their last breath.

by MathPlus March 16, 2021

PhDJ

a dj who reigns supreme over most..has reached the highest ground of his music-intoxicated profession..

(ah, shouldn't there be a category for music? whafuck?)

"he the PhDJ to the 9th degree"

by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003