When a male pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's stomach, thus creating pools of jizz that resemble pancakes.
by BrosefStalinXXXV January 21, 2010
Get the tummy pancakes mug.a derogatory way to describe a person of african decent that harvest pecans by swinging on the tree tops snatching the hard to reach nuts
man you can tell your in georgia with with all these pecan monkies wondering around.
"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"
some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.
"it must not be cotton season because i havent seen a pecan monkey on the ground yet!"
some times the pecon farmers sit out by schools just to see all the juvenille pecan monkies on the monky bars.
by billyjoe ishkBOB April 14, 2008
Get the pecan monkey mug.When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
by zuluwarrior November 29, 2009
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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
by Darth Syrup April 23, 2017
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-- I have a brutal pancake craving right now. I need pancakes now, or I will burn this mother down.
-- Is IHOP open?
-- yes.
-- where are my keys?
-- Is IHOP open?
-- yes.
-- where are my keys?
by JerBearius January 8, 2010
Get the Pancake Craving mug.When you are in the backseat of the car and you're fucking and the female smashes the males balls as flat as a pancake.
I was totally drunk and some fat chick gave me a backseat pancake. I should probably get my balls checked.
by Black man with flat Balls November 23, 2010
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