grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.

Daddy, please penalize me. punish

by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018

Penal control

You controlled the penis

Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…

by Boobsucc March 28, 2023

penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022

URBAN PENAL CLASS

Ones incarcerated that connect to a PENAL SEX CIODE in an interesting way.

It is likely AARON WATSON PECKHAM gas an URBAN PENAL CLASS that indulges in all kinds of SEX IN prison and then sends each SEX ACT as a very well executed clear non ambiguous definition.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 20, 2021

Penal butter

When you stick your dick in peanut butter and have your dog lick it up.

“Son, what are you doing with the dog? I’m just giving it some penal butter.”

by Penal man May 1, 2020

Penal fracture

When you fall on your boner so hard that it breaks in half

I got a penal fracture while trying to chase Jessica at the prom dance

by dickWad25 July 16, 2020