Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.
Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.
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1. a fart from a male's urethra, similar to a qweef
2. penisfart
-often used as a negative term for a retard or dumbass
1. a fart from a male's urethra, similar to a qweef
2. penisfart
-often used as a negative term for a retard or dumbass
1. Guy 1 "Dude, i just pweefed in class and it sounded like high pitch air being let out of a balloon."
Guy 2 "Haha that's fucking awesome dude!"
2. "Matt you fucking pweef, you just dropped the bong!"
Guy 2 "Haha that's fucking awesome dude!"
2. "Matt you fucking pweef, you just dropped the bong!"
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