PB&J

When a guy rubs peanut butter all over his dick and then has sex with a girl on her period.

Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"

by BeetsDub April 7, 2021

PB & J

The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!

' Man this PB & J is so good!'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

California PB & J

Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.

by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024

PB&J

Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.

Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly

by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024

PB and J

When your on your period and have diarrhea at the same time.

Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!

by JacobBurger February 24, 2022

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026