payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

padaka

an italian word for "vagina" but used with friends as a silly name

"padaka punch"
"watch out for your padaka's

by shapiddle January 10, 2007

Panda Boo

A term of endearment like Panda Bear, but for your significant other specifically. Implies they are cute and adorable.

I love you panda boo!

My boyfriend is the sweetest panda boo. He's so adorable.

by Lindzalicious September 26, 2009

Panda Parkinson

A term used to describe someone who is in-fact not ginger but 'auburn'.
Basically Panda Parkinson = ginger

Millie: She's ginger.
Amy: No she's Panda Parkinson.
Millie: That's so ginger.

by wcsmw December 6, 2012

Dead Panda Society

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.

The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS

by Dead Panda Society October 29, 2008

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019