Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.

I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers

by Estella Botha January 17, 2020

pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.

Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?

by I eat pigs November 23, 2020

Ice cream on the pavement

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.

Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.

by Kim tedeze March 20, 2012

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.

The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.

by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020