Pulling a Paramore

When a band or someone becomes a complete sellout and ruins everything. They lose the people who loved them from the very start.

Jillian:"Fall out boy was totally pulling a paramore when they went too mainstream."
Pablo:"I know! If only all of their albums have been like From Under the Cork Tree or Take this to your grave."

by Ha,YouCanSuckMyClit October 18, 2010

Paramount's King's Island

This is a theme park that is located about 20 miles Northeast of Cincinnati. Quite popular in the area, it is common to act as a hub for the teens, young adults, and families, as well as the local obese, smokers, rednecks, and white trash. The obese, however, are the rejects of the rejects at Kings Island. I have witnessed several instances of our unhealthily overweight friends being denied passage on the roller coasters due to seat size, and possibly maximum weight capacities. Then, instead of taking advantage of the opportunity to exercise by walking around the theme park, severely fat people rent mobility scooters instead. Wow. The smokers merely set the general aroma that is often associated with King’s Island. Rednecks always capitalize the “Take a friend Tuesday” offer that comes with a Gold Season Pass Upgrade, usually in the form of purchasing an average of 5 passes per family, then going to P.K.I. with the whole family every Tuesday. As for the white trash, just imagine a combination of the last three groups of people. That’s right. A 300 pound, 45 year old woman waving around a cigarette, donning a two piece bathing suit. “Things that make you go buhuhuh”. How are the rides? Well, before you ride the Son Of Beast, or S.O.B., as I call it, make sure that you are: A- under 5 foot 6, B- purchase a personal hydraulic system for your seat, and C- inject novocaine into your midsection. Top Gun, like a couple other rides, is over-rated. It’s about 15 seconds long. Drop Zone is a 200-somethin foot tower that, you guessed it, takes you up and drops you. Compare to smoking crack. If you are within spittin’ distance of this ride, wear a poncho. I didn’t, and I barely survived. All of the rides with lap-bars had seatbelts recently installed, so there is always some idiot that takes 5 minutes to open their lap bar, then they get all excited once they figure out how to open it, try and jump up, but realize their seatbelt is still on. The scariest ride in the park is Face Off. Like Top Gun and Drop Zone, it’s named after a movie. The seats face each other on a hanging train. What’s so scary about it? Well, you just might be stuck facing one of those fat women wearing a two-piece, and she just might puke skyline chili all over your paranoid ass, since remember, she’s facing you. Viking Fury is a must ride, but you are a pussy if you sit in the middle. Stay out of the pond that is in front of it; a 4-foot long monster fish lives in there. Overall, the park remains quite successful, though it doesn’t even compare to Cedar Point. If you don’t visit King’s Island very often, or never have, go ahead, spend some time there. If you are a local teen or young adult that has visited the place so many times that you can relate to most of this shit, there is a movie theatre only a half a mile down the road. Go there for a change.

A lugee falling 200-somethin feet from Drop Zone to land on my body was probability’s way of reminding me that I nearly spend too much time at the damned place.

by Paultheman July 7, 2005

Paramore

Orlando slum and ghetto, located just west of the yuppie/douchebag infested Downtown area. Unofficially, one of the highest per captita chickenhead populations in the Central Florida area. Home to crack, meth, heroin, as well as the always-booming sales of said products. Located just south of the new Sports Arena, as well. FYI folks-if you're going to a Magic game, get the F_(k on I4 and get outta town!

My deviant brother-in-law was in town for the weekend, and wanted to know where he could get:
1) Crack
2) Meth
3) Robbed
4) Beaten

I recommended Paramore.

by KokMeet Sandwich December 15, 2009

Paramore

Paramore is a band of three okay looking guys and a semi cute redhead with mediocre music who would be nowhere if the lead singer had a normal hair color.

paramore has okay music but the main reason they're famous is because hayley has red hair.

by Observer of the obvious. December 6, 2010

paramount

To have sex with a paraplegic on the chair

How would you have sex with that person. I would paramount that chair

by Enzo55 October 31, 2011

Paramore

Shitty band from Incestville, TN that became famous when their christfag lead singer tweeted her ginger tits claiming to have "been" hacked when she let loose her pancakes onto Twitter. Paramore Twitter pages got a HUGE amount of followers of which they haven't seen in ages - mostly because no one knew who the FUCK Paramore was since like 2007 or some shit a long time ago.

"accidental" Ginger Tots = 1,674,027 Followers

John: "Hey dude, have you heard of Paramore, they are sooooooooooooooooooo rad".

Tim: ".....you saw her tits, didn't you?"

John: "...........yes."

by LolFart July 28, 2012

paramore

An awesome alternative rock band who are a complete and total waste of time and money. You decide you love this band soo much and buy a ticket. Little did you know that 5 days before the gig, they decide to fly back to America for ''internal'' reasons.

Wankers!

Jack: ''Hey man, how was Paramore the other night?''

Jim: ''Don't ask, the fuckers stitched me up. Stupid god dam internal problems back in America''

Jack: ''Thats harsh man, lets start listening to ABBA. They may be shit but at least they turned up to their gigs''

Jim: ''I got you on that one buddy''

by superhenz February 24, 2008