It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch
by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016
Get the Toilet Paper Bitchmug. by thepokeduck June 2, 2011
Get the Toilet Paper Dogmug. an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.
Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.
Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.
Person 2: true, true.
by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007
Get the toilet paper hipstermug. When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.
"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017
Get the toilet paper mummymug. When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019
Get the Toilet paper testmug. When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the Optional Toilet Papermug. by Oure October 6, 2018
Get the Toilet-paper Scrubmug.