Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.

Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?

by Wohzza February 5, 2018

Au pair

The cheapest nanny in USA. Duties: taking care of kids and pets, cleaning, cooking. Working for 4$\h in the name on cultural experience. Ripped off by host family.

Host mother: Our Au pair should take the dog out.
Host father: Just tell her she's a member of the family. She will be more eager to do it.

Host mother: Buying food for Au pair will be expensive.
Host father: Oh... she should buy it herself. We will give her leftovers.

Host mother: It will be 200$ for hotel for a dog while we will be on vacation with kids.
Host father: Au pair will be taking care of the dog. She's not going with us anyways.

by Aroundandaround November 10, 2018

A pair of Trotters

Police on the beat

Watch out mate there's a pair of trotters

by SYTYBYB May 24, 2019

Breeding Pair

The two young, naive people who fall in love in a story (preferably fairy tales and Romeo and Juliet), but don't particularly have much personality or individuality outside of the couple.

Aurora and Prince Philip are the breeding pair in Sleeping Beauty.

by Babydoll_Blackheart October 20, 2010

faux pair

A faux pair is a foreign live-in babysitter who, though obtained through a legal au pair agency, does nothing but imbibe of America's pleasures while she is in the U.S. She takes the year-long job as a chance to enjoy an extended tourist vacation and only pays attention to the children when they teach her American slang.

Last year all our faux pair did was watch The Real World and go clubbing with her European posse. She said more to Mickey Mouse in the two minutes we spent in Toon Town than she said to me the entire year.

by kaustinking October 4, 2008

strap on a pair

Strap on a pair, such as a pair of testicles. (bravery?)
if you have a pair strapped on, people might call you arrogant
hey, you might even be arrogant for strapping them on in the first place :)

and I strongly believe it
strap on a pair and tell everyone to get fucked

by emma May 11, 2004

u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?

a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself

example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022