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Passover Paintbrush

The technique used for camping at a beer release on the eve of Passover to protect yourself from the angel of death. Using the tampon in an economic and green manner, smear your used tampon on the outside of your doorway with blood. Oy vay
by Abe Athol May 18, 2018
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Dirty Paintbrush

When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.
Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting
by wendypowell October 21, 2018
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Backdoor Paintbrush

When you take a shit, it hits the toilet bowl and falls forward painting the back of your nutsack.
Lil Aiden was taking a shit in his old baby toilet hot Cheeto edition because his moms was streaming her only fans in the bathroom, when because of the no water in the toilet he took a grumper that hit the bottom of the toilet bowl and fell forward painting the back of his nutsack. Therefore a backdoor paintbrush
by Brohan795 March 2, 2022
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Painty.paintbrush_

a very funny and great individual on both tiktok and instagram
person 1: hey, you know @Painty.paintbrush_?
person 2: no fuck off
by Karmmaaa May 27, 2022
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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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Having The Painters In

Having the bingus in
Having The Painters In - Bingus (The Hairless Cat)
by WylaMylka July 7, 2025
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