neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

noodle-ounce

The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 01, 2012

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 25, 2022

More Bounce To The Ounce

More bounce
More bounce
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Much more bounce
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On the dance floor, baby
Get down, mama, yeah
Get on the dance floor, baby
I never ever, ever seen a sexy girl like you, baby
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee
Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Shake it, mama
Shake it, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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On the dance floor
Mama, get down, baby, yeah
Ooh... wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
Ooh-wee
On the dance floor
Baby, get down, mama
More bounce to the ounce
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Shucks baby
Mmm, shucks
Moree...
Much more bounce
Bounce to the ounce
Ah...
More bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
Give you more bounce to the ounce
More bounce to the ounce (shucks)
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by Death Menace March 05, 2023

Ounce Town

Ounce Town is like saying , I am going to take your girl friend or sister to pound town. But if you have a very small penis.

Hey baby, I am going to take you to ounce town, and give you the best 30 seconds of your life.

by Madpuppy December 15, 2019

bounce by the ounce

a cocaine infested bald man in a club dancing like nobodys watching! you would think that he is extremely high but the shocking truth is that he is not on drugs or anything

me: bounce by the ounce
him: oh no that that drugie

by abudbhdqbwhjerdbgy3bqjk3e June 20, 2022

Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?

Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."

by Hym Iam November 08, 2023