Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger
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optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
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Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).
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Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
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Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
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Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier
market plier
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Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
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