I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".
by J. Irving October 10, 2007
A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.
by Craig Luvr March 30, 2022
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew February 01, 2020
by youralittlebitch January 05, 2020
A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.
by Bobohio December 03, 2013
'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'
'You better come tonight, don't craig me'
'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'
'You better come tonight, don't craig me'
'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
by hiviz2010 February 20, 2010