boat

Yuo know... BOAT. Kind of like goat, but with other letters. See bote.

Have you ever sailed on a steam-boat? I sure hope not! Usually (unless your some kind of freak) steam-boats don't have sails!

by CelticWonder November 22, 2002

[The Boat]

NounPronounced: (classically) Th uh boht, (alternatively) You rivering cunt.

The master of the river card in poker. Often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. First seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in September 2008.

Spidey: Pocket Hand (AQ)
Boat: Pocket Hand (AK)
Spidey: Check
Boat: 2,000 raise
Spidey: Reluctant call

Flop: QQK

Spidey: Check
Boat: Raise 5,000
Spidey: Quick Call (note the quick call!)

Turn: A

Spidey: Check
Boat: All in
Spidey: (After being told Boat is trying to punk him) Call

Dealer: Turn em up fellas

Spidey: Full House, Queens over Aces
Boat: Noooooooo, 2 Pair, Kings and Aces

River: K

Boat: (Quickly Jumps up and inhales very deeply) Yes! That's why they call me The Boat!!! The Boat is BACK!

Spidey: (Sobs quietly in the corner)

by The Freemanator December 11, 2008

boat

B.O.A.T. - an acronym for "bend over and take it." Can be used as a phrase, nickname or verb

used when giving someone that's complaining a hard time

person 1: i'm tired my feet hurt
person 2: hey, B.O.A.T!

by mandamondo May 09, 2005

boat

to pass somebody in a vehicle and cut in front of them

i'm bout to boat on this slow ass fool

by rippstudwell September 11, 2006

The Boat

Also known as the SI Ferry. Which of course none of the locals call it.

Running late, am just going to make the boat,right before the doors close.

by islandsiren September 21, 2010

Boat

A Dodge Challenger/Hellcat. The Challenger body is known to be pretty big, hence the name "boat"

Dang dude, what is a boat doing here, parked in the Home Depot parking lot?

by 96 Days Down July 23, 2018

the boat

The coolest nickname of all time

I am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat

by patches O'hoolahan August 23, 2006