Let's cut to commercial

To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.

Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.

by Devilcorpsdoc January 30, 2015

commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

ass commercial

Music video characterised by excessive posterier shaking at the expense of content

That J-Lo vid on TRL is one massive ass commercial

by darkblack August 10, 2003

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.

Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.

by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007

Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.

"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009

Watchin' Commercials

to give a blow job

Watchin' Commercials
Mom: "What did you do tonight at your girlfriend's?"
Son: "We watched commercials Mom!"

by WeezyBaby12345 February 1, 2009