Located in the affluent Easton, Massachusetts, Oliver Ames is a small high school with almost all students being white, although it is becoming more diverse. There really aren't many cliques; its more of a heavy partiers vs. non partiers. The majority of girls who attend Oliver Ames straighten their hair and wear Uggs every single day, regardless of the weather. The kids who go to OA are often refereed to as stuck up, spoiled, wealthy, and preppy. They shudder in fear of the thought of Brockton, or even Stoughton. Easton is boring and there's nothing to do except go to Target, drink, and get high. The football team generally doesn't do so hot, because most of the good athletes go to private schools before freshman year. Girls sports on the other hand are pretty good; they win a championship every few years. Cross Country is like a cult, but in a good way. The music kids always freak out the week before their show, but they pull it all together and it comes out well. The executive board and student council kids are insanely competitive and go full out for Spirit Week. Someone ends up crying. the Prom is always at the Copley in Boston, because the kids here are too good for the Holiday Inn, unlike every surrounding town. The school's mascot is the tiger, and their colors are black and orange.
Timothy: Dude, I'm moving to Easton and going to Oliver Ames High School next year.
Alfred: Aw bro, you're going to become one of those popped collar Abercrombie kids who thinks they're tough and hangs out at Bill's on half days!
Timothy: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
Alfred: Oh no! You're becoming one of them!
Alfred: Aw bro, you're going to become one of those popped collar Abercrombie kids who thinks they're tough and hangs out at Bill's on half days!
Timothy: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
Alfred: Oh no! You're becoming one of them!
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His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
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