Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 06, 2004

own

Possibly a tyop of "won", given the contexts it's used in. Also 0wn and pwn.

Dude. I owned at Pong.

by antiphon January 21, 2004

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley May 21, 2007

owned

Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.

Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!

by Synnss March 25, 2007

owned

defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.

Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.

by marc March 09, 2005

owned

To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.

"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"

by Nasdaf June 30, 2004

owned

word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body.
See also pwned

Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b

Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.

by garrtron3030 July 27, 2008