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Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
mugGet the Fibre Optic Cable Coremug.

optics

Usually, in a mainstream or social media context, jargon to describe the way in which an event or process will be perceived. Often used with other political jargon - notably virtual signalling, where the "signal" is intended to generate a specific and ideally positive public association ("good optics").
Shell Exec (1): "We've just made £8 billion in profits from selling super-priced oil, and the northern hemisphere is heating up like crazy. We need to soften the optics. How about we chuck a few million quid at those desperate muppets at British Cycling?! Worth a shot?"
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."
by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022
mugGet the opticsmug.

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!
Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius
by Suicide424 February 19, 2010
mugGet the Optical Rectumitiusmug.

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.
The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).
by eduwarrior January 24, 2023
mugGet the Optical solutionmug.

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024
mugGet the Stereo-optic Feline Manipulationmug.

Optics

He is daddy
!define Optics
by Jadebear March 13, 2023
mugGet the Opticsmug.

optic nipple

Being to fucking good at cod aka ant but is still in optic at the same time
Put me in faze and call me optic nipple
by Optic nipple is life April 27, 2016
mugGet the optic nipplemug.

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