Nuke

1. Humanity's greatest creation.
2. Humanity's greatest solution.

We can sel dis nuke for a shiet ton'a dough, howbowdah?

by Iamawesomedog August 22, 2018

Nuke

A hook-up that is so intense, it's of nuclear proportions.

Variations: Nuke it out; Nukin'

Caking, smashing, nailing, boning, etc. all have similar meanings, but none can match the intensity level associated with "nuking."

-Bro, did you ever end up gettin' with that bitch last night?
-Dude. We nuked it out for the longest time, it was unbelievable. I'm gonna try and nuke her again later tonight...
-Shit, man...I saw you guys cakin but I didn't think you'd actually nuke her.

by garhcSD January 14, 2011

/nuked

Used in the same context as /shot but is usually followed by something more severe; used to signify that you were joking about something, being sarcastic, or to lighten up an insult/something you normally wouldn't say.

For /shot: "I hate you. /shot"

For /nuked: "I want to stab you 37 times in the chest then eat your hands. /nuked"

by Sir Leaf-a-lot December 10, 2011

Nukes

A type of bomb made with radiation that has the power to put earth into a everlasting winter (necular winter) and destroy humanity.

Trump: Drop the Nukes.

by RadioGum May 22, 2017

Nuke

When an excessive amount of semen is released during ejaculation.

"Hey man, how was your night last night?"
"It was pretty good, but my favorite part was when i nuked all over your mom's face..."

"Man last night i was wanking off, and i nuked so hard my toilet overflowed!

by BallsMan5 February 12, 2012

Nuking

When you chug a beer through your anus and your partner proceeds to chug your ass piss.

I would love to go to work today but I'm nuking with my partner all night.

by malavos June 02, 2010

Nuke

When a fat guy farts a wet fart that makes the room smell horrible. No one lives through it. He is unaware that he does this till people start to die.

Fat guy: why is everyone dead? AHHH CRAP I NUKED THE PLACE!!

by DARK3R February 09, 2009