nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 06, 2004
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The real meaning of nub is a person that had a stub for an arm or foot but then realized they could touch with it. It burns so much to be touched by the nub and it really burns when it is cracked on your head! All bow down to the people with the nubs or DIE!!!
O MY GOD the nub is on a nubbing rampage. RUN!
by Beastly69 May 21, 2008
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You. You are a nub for looking this up. A nub is not a noob (hah, classic nub thinking they are the same). A noob is someone who is new to something (a newbie), and thus inexperienced and often bad at it. A nub, on the other hand, is someone who has experience in something but is still terribad at it. Nub-ness applies to all aspects of life; encompassing one's knowledge, skills and even their views.
1.
Burridge: I brought tacos.
Heman: Mexican night was last week, nub!
2.
Felix: MAN! Coca Cola Cherry is like the same as Dr Pepper! I love it!
Roger: You are such a nub it disgusts me.
by Getting slicky with it. October 07, 2010
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A light-hearted variation of the word noob. Not to be confused with; noob, n00b or newb. This is a word used to best described a person who is not fully a noob, but is prone to making stupid mistakes. Can also be used as a way to condescend a weak player in a competitive game.
Instance 1:

nub: "Dammit dude, i was making this sickass map in minecraft, and i accidentally closed it out..."

otherguy: "lol nub."
Instance 2:

nub: "LoL dude, I almost killed you there. You so got me!"

pwnr: "... -.-. whatever nub, just fuckin play and stfu"
by Insano-Flex November 12, 2010
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slight variation to the l337 word n00b
by brian January 21, 2004
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Similar to noob.

It's like noob as it can be used as an insult when commenting on an act someone did (something stupid)

*It's also like noob as you can fool with newbs. (It is the reason why the definitions are so messed up)

You can call a friend a nub.

MOST IMPORTANT:
You use nub when you are talking about someone who is definitely NOT a newb.
Un-like noob which is used in almost every situation under the sun)
"what a nub <insert explanation>" - most common
"lol nub"

*
: lol nub
~: nub?
~: was is this 'nub'
: j00 lolololz
~: I AM NOT A NOOB!
: XD"

by Tharcide September 10, 2006
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all of you people got it wrong in europe a nub is a dick dick=nub
guy 1:i think that guy over there has a boner.
guy 2:really? if so he must have a tiny nub
by lord cockles December 28, 2009
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