poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018

bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril

Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.

by DaNozzlah November 16, 2013

Sprinkler Nozzle

A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.

A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back

by ProductManager June 24, 2010

fob nozzle

A word you use when youre in a Christan Minecraft server and someone is being a dick

Stop taking my diamonds you fob nozzle

by A fa May 5, 2018

Vomit nozzle

Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.

Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.

by _ScubaNinja_ March 7, 2018

douche nozzle

A person that dumps you, steals your car, and runs away to Florida (or anywhere else).

Also;

A phrase used to make teenage girls giggle.

Girl 1: Hey, what did you do over spring break?

Girl 2: Well, my boyfriend dumped me, stole my car, and ran away to Florida.

Girl 1: Geez. What a douche nozzle.

Or;

Boy: Douche nozzle.

Girl: -giggles uncontrolably-

by NotADoucheNozzle March 30, 2010