Penis-Cut. What happens when a girl gives you a handjob or oral sex and they yank your foreskin to hard that it gives you a cut. Usually on the knob.
by eoiuwoi July 15, 2008
Refers to a person of ingenious standard. Someone who is not comparable to a normal person. They are so much better than everyone else both in terms of comedy and intelligence that comparisons simply cannot be made.
Son of PC- "Do you want some of my fathers crisps"
Friend of PC's son- "Yeah sure, Why not"
PC- "Gimme those"
Friend of PC's son- "Oh my God, Oh my god"
Friend of PC's son- "Yeah sure, Why not"
PC- "Gimme those"
Friend of PC's son- "Oh my God, Oh my god"
by Makelele4 April 27, 2008
Post count - Used on forums to define how many posts one has made. Usually used as PC+1 meaning to add another post with nothing else added.
by Johnnysheriously June 06, 2005
Set of computing platforms that are characterized for being powerfull, multi-use, customizable, personal (as in not restricted by any company or goverment) and flexible. Examples of PC`s are the Atari, Commodore, Amiga, RISCPC (all of these long deceased) and recently Apple and IBM (Dell, HP and others where making computers with the IBM platform but recently dropped this platform in favor of a new Micro$oft made one which is too restricted and unflexible and doesn`t count as a PC platform).
Dude 1: I`m trying to watch this Pirates of the Caribean movie I got off aMule, but my HP turns itself off whenever I launch the media player.
Dude 2: That`s becuase you`re using a M$C. That thing was programmed to obey the gov and disobey you, do as I did and get yourself a PC.
Dude 1: from whom.
Dude 2: I recommend Apple. There`s System76 and Dell, but System76 doesn`t make international delivery, so they`re not an option if you live anywhere out of US, and with Dell they do international delivery but telling the few PC`s they make from the M$C`s can be tough, Apple do only PC`s and they do international delivery, plus they have dealers in most countries.
Dude 2: That`s becuase you`re using a M$C. That thing was programmed to obey the gov and disobey you, do as I did and get yourself a PC.
Dude 1: from whom.
Dude 2: I recommend Apple. There`s System76 and Dell, but System76 doesn`t make international delivery, so they`re not an option if you live anywhere out of US, and with Dell they do international delivery but telling the few PC`s they make from the M$C`s can be tough, Apple do only PC`s and they do international delivery, plus they have dealers in most countries.
by Ptero-4 April 27, 2007
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by stuartslut February 24, 2011
PC is short for President Cheeto. Those of us who are totally bummed by P45's election and don't ever want to say his name need a quick shorthand way to refer to the orange skinned golden scumbag. PC is a good choice because he hates political correctness. Also, PC has many other meanings which fit, such as Plastic Cock, for dildo, Porn Cancer, for addicted to porn, and Problem Child.
Did you hear what PC wrote in his 3 AM tweet? "Now professional protesters, incited by the crooked media, are protesting me again. VERY unfair!"
by S Homes November 13, 2016