Triple Negative

A way of vocally pointing out that you are not smarter than the average bear.

An example of a triple negative:

Today one of my colleagues said “No-one has not done nothing for me”.

It makes me wonder if I am too intelligent for this job...

by flammable55 October 18, 2017

infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.

“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”

by Thatsprettysus September 29, 2020

Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

by Positive Sally January 15, 2013

negative headcount

A "negative headcount" is a worker that makes so many errors that they create more work than they actually do.

Our new network engineer is a negative headcount - he doesn't know how to do much and what he does is usually wrong. I've been fixing his mistakes for the last two days.

by S1KRR November 5, 2016

negative zero

Noun: (Nay-gut-tive Zirrro). Negative zero is infinity zero. Worth less than nothing.

"Tom is a big fat -0 at his donut making job; he sure is useless"

"Nancy is a negative zero on a scale of 1-10, she sure is homely"

by Luckylinlin December 15, 2016

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.

Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.

by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021