by Cock-zilla January 31, 2020

Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals
Narwhals are so cool
by Narwhals 1234 September 15, 2019

by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat
by pentozali December 31, 2013

by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018

1. Showing your middle finger to quiet people down saying "Quiet narwhal people."
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
2. to be quietetly fucked by your patty daddy 🍆
by Kayah's Fried Chicken May 16, 2022

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “
“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”
“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”
by JuizeBox December 28, 2023
