Napoleonophobia

Fear of midgets taking over the world.

The tall man with the booming voice greatest fear was that someday midgets were indeed going to take over the world. His Napoleonophobia was driving him to the brink of insanity.

by pixiechicky June 23, 2011

Napoleon 4x4 Complex

A serious and sometimes fatal psychiatric condition. The individual suffering from the disability finds themselves under-endowed and attempts to assert their manhood through other outlets; i.e. driving large trucks with no good business purposes for doing so.

"Did you see that as* driving the 4x4 over a curb??"

"Yep. Classic case of the Napoleon 4x4 Complex. We should pity him."

by Nmaiello July 21, 2014

napoleon striker

When you’re fucking a bitch and you blow your load up her nostrils and scream “VOTE FOR PEDRO”

“What happened to your nose Susy?” “I went on a tinder date with this random guy and he gave me a real hefty Napoleon Striker!”

by Rick Chovski July 9, 2018

napoleon dynamite

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.

1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college

by Euthanasia April 13, 2005

Going Napoleon

the act of asking somebody for chapstick

tom:hey, can i have some chap stick?
steve:dude, no way, you are herpinated, quit going napoleon on me!

by LaXatizer February 12, 2006

napoleon

layering or stacking things such as puff pastry; culinary definition

She made a napoleon of shortbread, strawberries and whipped cream for the dessert competition.

by hotshotshooter April 24, 2011

Napoleon Complex

Guys with small stature and penises so they try to make up for it by being an control freak asshole to everyone especially women but really in the end, all they succeed in is showing their inferiority complex. Example: Mark Phillippi

Napoleon Complex, Insecure, Short Man Syndrome, Asshole

by kwest4 January 1, 2016