When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
Get the North Carolina Napalm Cannonmug. You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
Get the napalm dumpmug. by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022
Get the Napalmmug. *Combination of scalding water and sugar, used as a weapon (prison). Typically used to punish disloyalty, informing, against sex offenders and those who's crimes involve children. Intention: permanent facial scarring/disfiguration, identifying the victim as an outcast with lifelong facial scarring.
{UK prison slang}
{UK prison slang}
* "When he's in the shower, church the napalm over the top."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
Get the Napalmmug. by arbiter1905 January 24, 2021
Get the Napalm Syndromemug. by Kingtheanarchist May 26, 2017
Get the Napalmmug. by CumProducer November 18, 2016
Get the Napalm babymug.