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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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napalm nussbomb

The act of taking a Vietnamese Bahn Mi and shoving it up you partners Ass then eating it all… Vietnamese version of the “Spicy Gringo
My Girlfriend loves Vietnamese food, especially when a Banh Mi is shoved up her Anus and eaten out - we call it the Napalm nussbomb
by Bmacka67 January 29, 2023
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Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
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Napalming

The act of farting on someone/something.

Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.
Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!
by NNT December 15, 2008
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Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it
by CumProducer November 18, 2016
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Napalm Syndrome

When your so greedy for power you become a bitch by doing so
Yeah I know jake is looking like he has napalm syndrome
by arbiter1905 January 24, 2021
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Napalm

*Combination of scalding water and sugar, used as a weapon (prison). Typically used to punish disloyalty, informing, against sex offenders and those who's crimes involve children. Intention: permanent facial scarring/disfiguration, identifying the victim as an outcast with lifelong facial scarring.

{UK prison slang}
* "When he's in the shower, church the napalm over the top."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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