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lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay
Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!
by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018
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pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.
"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club
by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010
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razzes my nads

when a bothersome or annoying situation occurs; something which aggravates.
"nothing razzes my nads more than waiting for my girlfriend to get ready for a night out"
by tonybotz May 21, 2013
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nad(a)ia-ighteousness

A "delusions of grandeur" act of acting all "holier than though" and "I'm more important that you" attitude when in a professional setting in order to mask over one's true insecurities. The "nada" meaning "nothing" or "non-existent" righteousness.
nad(a)ia-ighteousness: "Oh GAWD, I gotta do THIS and THAT, I am SOOOOOWWW BUSY, I'm so TIRED, I have SOOOOOOO much to do!"
by donbeeeyacunt March 6, 2013
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lick my nads

another way of saying lick my balls or go away
fat guy: gimme your sandwich
other fat guy: lick my nads
by kommander korn July 29, 2006
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nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
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Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.
John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.
by Syddi October 6, 2008
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