Ghetto Nachos

Cheap nachos, created in the bag... at the convenience store.

Oh, you don't have the $2.99 for a box of Nachos down at the 11-7? (You're not a Republican; are you?) Well, you got a dollar? No problem, Ghetto Nachos then. The sign on the counter says free chili and cheese, although they failed to specify what this is (and more importantly isn't) for on the signs.

Ingredients:

1 Convenience store
1 Small bag corn chips
Self service hot dog/nacho counter (with free chili, cheese and jalapenos)

Directions: Choose and pay for the $1 bag of corn chips. About face and proceed to the self-service counter where the free chili and cheese is. Open bag of chips. Squirt liquid cheese like substance in to bag. Squirt liquified chili like substance into the bag. Garnish with free jalapenos (Yep, toss 'em into the bag.) Exit store immediately. Enjoy!

by Queso Suave September 29, 2012

Nachos

An African American word for “Not Yours”.

Hey Man, Dat crack pipe nachos.

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

Nachal Cheese

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Man, katie sure smells like nachal cheese.

by boobs big April 1, 2009

Nacho Taco Chimichanga

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Nacho Taco Chimichanga we got to celebrate our differences.

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Nacho Bar

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While this act could be performed using a variety of other foods, it would no longer be a Nacho Bar.

Person A: So my roommate and I brought this girl home from the bar last night and did a Nacho Bar.
Person B: A what?

by Memetic February 23, 2009

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1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

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by Jorastrong May 13, 2011