Mutumbo

Also commonly used 'Uncle Mutumbo'. A man seen as a common simple person. Known for how difficult it is to make them erect, in other words, they are usually flaccid. Striving forever to be able to hide among the crowds and accomplish their dreams. However, the Mutumbo's weakness is their relationship with women. Becoming very shy and uncomfortable around women of only a certain beauty.

As the Mutumbo (or Uncle Mutumbo) walks through the crowd, he becomes aware of women around him. Instantly his skin turns red and he attempts to withdraw into a more secluded, safer location.

by Its a trap! February 25, 2010

mutually assured destruction

1. A position whereby the United States and the USSR - Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - would in a nuclear war, be able to destroy each other with their arsenals of nuclear weapons. Each maintaining the possibility to strike the other even if one party fired first. The phrase mutually assured destruction thereby implies that both parties assumed the ability to strike and destroy the other. A catastrophic eventuality if it ever arose. Both parties thus maintained this position, assuring each other than nuclear weapons would not be used, even if a conventional war broke out. The downfall of the Soviet system and emergence of the Russian federation did not make a nuclear war ineffectual, rather it maintains that the two parties still have the capability - and underscores the fact that a nuclear war between these nuclear giants is an inevitability.
2. While this term is specifically used to term the USA and Russia, it may also be applied to China as the latter has built an intercontinental ballistic arsenal that would be deployable if the USA and China ever faced off.

by situationst September 2, 2003

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

mutual friend

"mutual friend" is a pseudonym for the internet, or an internet dating site, when used to cover "how do you know...?" "oh, we met through a mutual friend"

"how do you know so and so?" "Oh, we met through a mutual friend" (translation: we met through an internet dating site looking for freaky people who like this and that...)

by duffmanco April 19, 2009

Mutual Concession

Mutual concession is an act of giving up one's own possessions, interests, rights, comfort or stuffs like that just to foster cooperation among two or more persons and to sustain the already existing relationship. -Emeasoba George

Mutual concession is synonymous with give-and-take.

by Emeasoba George July 8, 2018

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Mutual masturbation

When a man and a women rub eachothers genital areas.

I rubbed my gf's pussy while she rubbed my dick while we made-out.Mutual masturbation

by Sexycuban148 February 18, 2007