Mutton

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.

The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.

by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021

mutton power

To use one's power tool on a Ho's vagina.

The bitch was so horny I used my Mutton Power on that pussy

by HosstheBoss April 21, 2016

Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 8, 2020

mutton button

clitoris - a real stand out meaty one .. easy to find.

She was great ... had a real mutton button ...

by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

mutton over beef

when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them

The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.

by kurohi42 September 15, 2020