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"Callie you munt."
by RENEGATUS DOT COM October 09, 2003
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the act of kicking a man in the testicles from behind while on his hands and knees; also known as the "man-punt"
My friend just found out her boyfriend of two years has been cheating on her, man I'd like to munt him!
by gotmunt March 12, 2010
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To bunt in the game of kickball when the bunter is a man. It is a combination of the words "man" + "bunt". The phrase is often used derogatively, because it is perceived by many that munting is done by weak men, or by men who use such tatics to avoid the risks of a pop-fly while attempting first base.
"Travis's main kick is the munt. Yeah, it's a little girly, but it does get him on base more often than booting it to the outfield does!"
by lillialexis August 02, 2007
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A state of extreme intoxication, usually from substances other than alchahol.
After a few hours, Jacob was very munted.
by Daniel Walker December 03, 2002
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munt, wog, kaffir (afr) commonly understood english african-colonial dismissive (rather than derogatory) term for the 'locals'.
Neither the livestock, dogs nor the munts have been given their food - yet. (In order of significance...)
by kneddy November 27, 2007
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Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.
“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”
by Ianmoon June 14, 2021
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to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions
:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."
by j December 02, 2003
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