An ancient art, only known to people who have mastered the art of dogging people out. It is an extreme act of hearing a story about someone, then twisting it so much its just a load of bullshit, but everyone still believes it. This can be used for good or bad, depending on the situation or the source of information known. There are a few creatures still on this earth which know the ancient art, and they have profound hearing, very sensitive smell and are able to transform from dog to human very fast.
Hey, look at that man hes mutting!
Did you hear about that guy called Hallett, he was just mutting about Ellen.
Wow, that story was crazy! I can hardly believe it was true! Oh wait that man must have been mutting!
What a mutt! He must have been mutting!
Did you hear about that guy called Hallett, he was just mutting about Ellen.
Wow, that story was crazy! I can hardly believe it was true! Oh wait that man must have been mutting!
What a mutt! He must have been mutting!
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A munted, intoxicated state resulting in paralysis and amnesia where one ultimately wakes up unconscious in a shopping trolley in the middle of Bunnings.
I was so munningsed that, after shaving the hairs off my tongue, I began trying to remember what happened the previous evening.
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Get the Counter mounting mug.This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
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