Muffin

A muffin is a piece of bread with no arms or legs. It is usually orange.

Hi muffin

by averynunu October 27, 2018

Muffin

What a defender yells when you fuck up an easy ass shot

Attacker:*misses easiest shot ever*
Defender: MUFFIN!!

by Official word Nugget October 23, 2023

Muffin

The word you use when a person commits a dumb or stupid action to an excessive amount.

Russel is a Muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

Muffin

an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"

hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!

by keegee chee February 25, 2015

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

muffin

a hot hippie chick

the lawn at the show was full of muffins

by Bones August 14, 2003

Muffin

|verb|
When a giant fart (the muffin) is released from the oven (your butt) and served in a tray (your cupped hand) and served to friends, family, and co workers.

**Warning** Don't over cook the muffin or it may contain chocolate chips (not pleasent)

Dude 1: hey what's up man?

Dude 2: not much just bakin a muffin.

Dude 1: What?

(muffin is served)

Dude 1: Omg WTF did that shit have chocolate chips!!!!

by This line is blank July 26, 2009