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mow the dirt

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012
mugGet the mow the dirtmug.

flow mow

When a bro's flow, or hair, is cut short
Bro 1: "dude what happened to your hair?!?"
Bro 2: "it was turning into a jungle so I had to get a flow mow"
by lilkenny6969 May 26, 2015
mugGet the flow mowmug.

Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole
Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.
by Eslur June 1, 2019
mugGet the Lawn Mowingmug.

Mow the lawn

to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length
I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!

Did you mow the lawn earlier?
by pubeless wonder October 27, 2010
mugGet the Mow the lawnmug.

mow the lawn

mow the lawn refers to the act of sexually stimulating a woman's birth cannon
"dude! did you mow the lawn last night?"
"of course I did, she was so hot"
by Mandrewline May 6, 2013
mugGet the mow the lawnmug.

Mow

by wpgirl December 16, 2008
mugGet the Mowmug.

mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.
This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.
by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010
mugGet the mow the yardmug.

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