last chance motel

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.
by Hospital May 15, 2020
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Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.
Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022
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motelity

How capable one is of staying at a roadside-lodgings establishment. Could be affected by various things, such as the person's medical needs, or whether said individual has to wear an ankle-monitor.
Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
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Northernaire Motel

The Northernaire Motel is a fleabag hotel in the city of Maplewood, MN. People go there to cheat on their spouses, do speedballs, smoke meth, and to have all night ragers. Frequently, furniture and TV’s get thrown out doors and windows. People have been known to run down the nearby highway(s) buck naked. Also, there is a nearby trailer park to buy your party drugs.
Let’s all go to the Northernaire Motel and party like a rock star.
by Purplenado March 06, 2023
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motell

One of those modern-day inns where they have hidden video-cameras in your room so that they can rat on you to the authorities, your significant other, etc.
Whenever I meet a new chick, I much prefer to either take her home or go camping wif her rather than renting a room --- there are way too many motells nowadays where they fail to keep a "discreet encounter" very discreet!
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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BUTTGET MOTEL

The URBAN DICTIONARY future where the CARDS OF HUMANITY deep SEXUAL ESSENCE comes to pass.
You know as much as I do that one day suddenly society is going to drop it's PROVINCIALISTIC ways and all who want cannot only visit the BUTTGET MOTEL (PRONOUNCED, soft G,BUTTJIT) and each room will be labeled (WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR).
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 02, 2021
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Motel 6

Motel 6 Winnipeg, very different than the other Motel 6 definitions on here ;)
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I stayed at Motel 6 Winnipeg last night and it was amazing! Pets stay free too!
by McShak-in Buger August 29, 2022
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