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massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"
by thelævfam December 27, 2018
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Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.
Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?
by Massive Gaper April 17, 2020
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massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.
just took a massive piss, dni
by Megacheese69420 April 22, 2023
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massivedump4227

my sexy boy <3 he really takes the massive dump as this is very epic and i love him!!! he always sings his magistic most heart warming song singing "MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 " man, to this day it gives me chills down to my boner :3 this guy will dominate every single human alive
hey massivedump4227!
MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7 MASSIVEDUUUMP 40 2 20 7
by kierago June 9, 2023
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honiton massive

a group of lads that hang outside the volly - taking ease and shagging threes. sniffing lines and shagging nines. wear an adidas tracksuit.
I met these guys at the volly, they were certainly part of Honiton massive
by anonlol333 November 27, 2018
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monster massive

Commonly accepted as a rave, Monster Massive is a large Halloween dance festival that is completely legal and legitimate.
Costumes are encouraged.
Attendees are checked at the door for illegal substances, although many drugs are smuggled in.
Tickets are available from Ticketmaster, and it is not located in a deserted farm in the middle of the desert.
Monster Massive takes place at the LA Sports Arena.
Informed person: "Have you heard of monster massive?"
Misinformed person: "Isn't that a big crazy rave in LA?"
Informed person: "No, it's a Halloween dance festival that is a lot like a rave, but you can buy tickets at Ticketmaster, it's not in an obscure location out in the middle of nowhere, and drugs are not used/sold openly."
by Shani Lyric November 10, 2007
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massiveness

Noun that refers to an imposing amount of mass. Can be used to comment on someone's intimidating or weak physic. Most commonly used for motivational purposes to boost a bros confidence before or after a GTL (gym, tan, laundry) session.
Yo Peter has been hitting the gym hard lately, check out his massiveness.

Yo bro, where's your massiveness?

C'mon man, don't just sit there. You're going to lose all your massiveness.
by GTL-P May 25, 2011
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