Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 12, 2023

morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018

Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

India morton

A process in which a woman must play fortnite with her beef curtains

Yeah cara pulled a India Morton last night and won

by Kingstoncockermorton March 25, 2024

Audrey Morton

a skank who will message your man knowing your in a relationship and pregnant. She also sends nudes. A truly disgusting girl who craves attention from any guy who will give her a made up compliment. Body is a 1/10 face is a -5/10

Don’t trust that girl Audrey Morton, she will send your man nudes for 3 years being a side hoe.

by dontcareabit April 14, 2023

Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!

Landyn Morton is so hot!

by Morton315 October 19, 2018