ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.

Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".

by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010

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Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 02, 2023

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Morton Construction

A construction company in the Mushroom Kingdom. They work on town maintenance aswell.

Who's going to build it?
Morton Construction!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018

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