Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

by Ravensky December 14, 2005

mono

😡

You on them mono fumes dawg

by Joons April 7, 2022

pinches monos

A term for people of dark complexion

No mamez güey los pinches monos estan cruzando la calle.- No way bro the fucking monkeys are crossing the street.

by Jizz daddyo December 18, 2022

Mono

gets high sometimes
better watch your mono or else they're gonna get in trouble

oh no Mono jumped off the table

by Mono is my god December 22, 2020

Mono

Mono (or mona for girls) is a Colombian term for people who are blond.

¡Ahí viene el mono! == here comes the blond
Britney Spears, Madonna, and Paris Hilton are all monas

by donttbwingmedownipway April 1, 2017

Mono

(Mono)loguist - Someone with the ability to internally monologue. Smart, efficient, lobster.

“Yo JP, whens the pop show?”

-“shut up pleb Im thinking”

“Thats so mono bro”

by LordAbsynthe February 3, 2020

Mono

It's not monolonophobia or anything. It means one. All uses below.

MONOspace
MONOchrome
MONOcide
MONOpoly
MONOlogue
MONOrail
MONOtone
MONOtonous
MONOsyllable
MONOarch
MONOarchy

by Orrinpants December 11, 2022