You're as big as a Mitchell
by hotmanxoxo March 4, 2021

A Mitchell is short, and cam also go by the name of Mitch. Is very American, and probably hosts neighborhood BBQs.
Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.
Person 2: oh that's Mitchell. He likes likes guns and wearing patriotic tank tops.
Person 1: oh.
by Kneecapsareknucklesforyourlegs February 11, 2022

Mitchells are guys who have a really nice personality. His hair can be a bit wild and untamed but his eyes. oH hIs EyES. They are the most Bahama blue eyes on the planet. He is normally really shy and awkward but when with people he's comfortable with he is a rowdy boy. He may look innocent but Mitchells are always quite freaky.
by i.s.a.i.a.h.g.o.m.e.z November 21, 2020

Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
by Thefactspitter February 3, 2021

perfect literally love of my life, so fricking cute and sweet has so much bad things going on in his life but deseveres the literal world i love him so much and i miss him and agh hes perfect
by ilovemyex September 18, 2023

The supreme god
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
This is so Mitchell
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

When you drink too much and you vomit but don’t realize you have to vomit till you’ve already vomited.
by M1DNightDL1TE December 6, 2020
