Mississippi Deathwish

You have a girl stand naked on the sidewalk in a city, bending over, then you are on top of a nearby building, nude, with a trapese. You swing down and aim for the girl's vagina, the goal being to pick her up with just your penis and carry her into the air.

Guy 1: Did you hear Frank is in the hospital?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: He tried the Mississippi Deathwish!

by Mike Oxbigh April 27, 2009

Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”

“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”

by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019

mississippi stinger

when you are 69ing a girl and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her ass.

i didn't know what to do with my chaw, so I gave her a mississippi stinger.

by butters December 6, 2004

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mississippi dragonfly

to dress up as star wars characters and start to butt fuck...i know it has nothing to do with mississippi or dragonflys

"me and my bitch pulled a mississippi dragonfly last night, that shit was ill"

by jubez July 25, 2006

mississippi slammer

When a man from the south slams his penis in a car door for pleasure

Why the hell is he pulling a Mississippi slammer in the parking lot.

by heycrippy34 December 4, 2013

mississippi volcano

Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.

Dude, your mom was on the rag so I gave her a Mississippi Volcano and she loved it!

by OMG303LOL November 20, 2016