mironized

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.

"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"

by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

microwave nasty

any kind of disgusting freezer food that can be tossed into the microwave and made in 10 minutes or less. usually made while drunk or high. great for the munchies. convenience is key.

guy1: uuhh god! im so damn hungry
guy2: totally dude
guy2: is mcnasty still open???
guy1: shit! its 4 A.M. no way its open..and im too stoned to drive
guy2: !!!i know!!! find some microwave nasty! hell yea!
guy1: yea baby! hot pockets! i hope these don't give me diareah...

by jneill July 16, 2007

miro

A famous painter and sculpturist from Spain. Painted in the style of surrealism. A good friend with American sculpture artist Alexander Calder.

Miro rocks the house!

by Timmy Sanders January 11, 2008

Microwave DJ

Usually applies to someone who thinks they have DJ skills because they bought serato and downloaded a bunch of mp3s, rather than actually learning how to cut, beatmatch, etc. Comes from the idea of a microwave being very quick, but not so good.

-That guy downloaded some generic house music and a torrent of Traktor, and now he thinks he's ready to play at clubs.

-No way, he's a total Microwave DJ.

by BillyPhuz2 July 16, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Polish Microwave

Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.

Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.

Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.

by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009